May 2013
55 posts
May 23rd
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May 21st
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May 20th
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the-laughing-cactus: jaclcfrost: if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
May 20th
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May 20th
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Some kid called me a lady earlier. 
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 12th
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absinthine: absinthine: some girl just submitted a resume in comic sans i am fucking wheezing this is not a fucking drill
May 12th
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Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well? check it out at TumblrHealthDiet[d0t]com
May 12th
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drarna: the fact that axe handles are made of wood is the ultimate “fuck you” to trees
May 12th
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May 12th
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May 10th
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That awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
j4ckkme0ff: kimig11-riker6: rikerr5: dumbhumanlikeyou-: this. hahahaha EXACT REACTION OMG omfg 267% accurate
May 9th
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May 9th
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reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you
May 9th
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wouldyouliketoseemymask: I admire Hannibal’s composure during meal times with his guests because there is no way that I would be able to refrain from giggling uncontrollably before yelling “HAHAHAHA IT’S NOT RABBIT IT’S PEOPLE YOU JUST GOT PUNK’D!!!”
May 9th
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May 9th
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“If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.”
– A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner  (via funpoolparty)
May 8th
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May 7th
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me: on tumblr
me: clicks video
me: please be fuckin youtube
May 7th
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May 7th
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I may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you
May 7th
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May 7th
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loveforalia: You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.
May 6th
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May 6th
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Neil Gaiman: rosalarian: I had enough messages... →
rosalarian: I had enough messages last night to the extent of “I’m a medical professional, and even by the brief description of your symptoms I can say this is more than green tea and honey is going to fix,” that I gave in and called my doctor. I explained that I didn’t have health…
May 2nd
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cadever: There is a reason why it is called pro choice and not pro abortion. We want a choice.
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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theoncomingstormofgallifrey: such-a-retardis: catswithbenefits: why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me  Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
May 2nd
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May 1st
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