May 2013
55 posts
galaxynextdoor:
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the-laughing-cactus:
jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
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Some kid called me a lady earlier.
absinthine:
absinthine:
some girl just submitted a resume in comic sans i am fucking wheezing
this is not a fucking drill
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drarna:
the fact that axe handles are made of wood is the ultimate “fuck you” to trees
That awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
j4ckkme0ff:
kimig11-riker6:
rikerr5:
dumbhumanlikeyou-:
this.
hahahaha
EXACT REACTION OMG
omfg 267% accurate
reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you
wouldyouliketoseemymask:
I admire Hannibal’s composure during meal times with his guests because there is no way that I would be able to refrain from giggling uncontrollably before yelling “HAHAHAHA IT’S NOT RABBIT IT’S PEOPLE YOU JUST GOT PUNK’D!!!”
If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.
– A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via funpoolparty)
me: on tumblr
me: clicks video
me: please be fuckin youtube
I may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you
loveforalia:
You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.
Neil Gaiman: rosalarian: I had enough messages... →
rosalarian:
I had enough messages last night to the extent of “I’m a medical professional, and even by the brief description of your symptoms I can say this is more than green tea and honey is going to fix,” that I gave in and called my doctor. I explained that I didn’t have health…
cadever:
There is a reason why it is called pro choice and not pro abortion.
We want a choice.
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theoncomingstormofgallifrey:
such-a-retardis:
catswithbenefits:
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
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